A Shock for the Akatsuki

Fufufufufufu!

I mean, helloooo! A guy like Deidara, who has frikkin' MOUTHS on his hands... it's just a situation begging for sex!jokes. xDDD;;;
Self - Pleasure, perhaps? Maybe even SELF - REPRODUCTION?!
-is shot-

I blame my muse Gaku for this one. >w<;;;

The poor Akatsuki dudes.
Itachi and Kisame try to find protection from the trauma in eachother's company (( all efforts are in vain. xD;;; )), as Zetsu simply pukes from horror and disgust, while Sasori just breaks down as he can't make heads-or-tails of anything (( I'm talking to YOU, DeidaraSasori shippers! xB ))
I just added Orochi - sama in there for fun. And becuse I had extra space. xDDD

The Akatsuki and Orochimaru (c) Masashi Kishimoto, the world's luckiest bastard! :B
Art (c) Me, mofo. xD